Didn't expect to see me up here, did you? Yeah, I could tell by the way you hit the brakes and flipped around in the middle of the highway to come back. I'm just enjoying a midnight snack. You do know it's midnight, right? And your friend there in the car with you has to be at work at 7am. What's that? You want a couple pictures? Okay, no problem, I know I'm cute up here looking deceivingly fluffy. Besides the mosquitoes are hungry, too, and by the looks of the black cloud swarming your head you won't stay long. I've got all night.
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Hi, PJ here. Shortly after I left I'm certain the porcupine and mosquitoes were high-fiving each other and laughing it up. In fact, the mosquitoes probably said something to the effect, "Thanks Earl. Works every time. Silly humans stop to fawn over you and we get lunch. Score!!". Queue music, The Circle of Life.
